CHASING THE DRAGON

This FRIDAY @ 10pm

Chasing The Dragon!

Welcome to the world of DRAGON! Chasers of the Dragon UNITE!

We’re sorry to see black history month come to and end. We hope everyone’s black history month was full of black people. Were petitioning for black history month to be in March next year. Black people have enough to wine about besides having the shortest month. Why is it in February? February is cold, black people don’t even like the cold. What the fuck does February have to do with black people anyway? How come there’s now Greek-Jew history month. Like May or April should be Greek-Jew month. Where we celebrate all things Greek-Jew by putting money in the bank and fucking a little boy in the ass.

We’ve been having a lot to celebrate lately. First for Fat Tuesday we spent the night taking whisky shots and snorting cocaine off a fat girl named Tuesday’s tits. Then all day today for Ash Wednesday we drank holy water and snorted coke off an ashy black nun named Wednesday’s ass. Haven’t people heard of lotion, GOD! GO LENT! For lent were giving up our usual glamorization of sex, alcohol and drugs. We’re not cool because we do a lot of drugs and have a lot of sex. We’re cool because were wasted and we just blew our load over this fat bitches face. (Fonzie:“ayeee”) (how did fonzie get here? I don’t know. Why are we in parenthesis? This is weird. I feel strange. this magic moment).

The Dragon took a trip to Comic-Con. Yeah that’s right, the largest comic book convention in the WORLD! Greg won the Inuyasha card tournament. It was an intense nine hours when finally the Japanese champion Hatsuri Tanaka through a six point green attack that Greg countered with a 7 point green attack. Fuck YEAH! GREEN ATTACK BITCH! Jonathan fucked Wonder Women in the My Little Pony Pavilion while Greg was sodomizing Crystal Slipper Princess Pony in the hay feed bin. Mmmmmm Crystal Slipper Princess Pony. Check the Dragon Chasers website for pictures.


The Dragon is as awesome as ever
This weeks DRAGONS
Jimmy Faila
Mike O’Rourke
David Lee Nelson
Eliza Faria-Santos
Matt Daly


Starring
Greg Barris & Jonathan Randall

Mr. Yee’s
192 Mott St. @ Kenmare

$10 gets you a beer, pizza and salvation.