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YO! James Brown is Dead, long live James BROWN! here he is high as a kite


The H.O.D. Feb. quick schedule:
Feb 2, NYC @ Rififi
Feb 23, LA @ M Bar
Feb 24th, San Fran @ Purple Onion

THIS SHIT WORKS NOW SORRY!!!
Ricky Reyes and I went down to Radio Rickshaw and sat in on their show, we were stoned and some kind of black strap rum sponsored the show. Listen here:

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Gerald Ford Dead today from an overdose of Crack Coccain!













Hello friends in DARKNESS,

Man it's CRAZY TOWN USA! The Heart of Darkness is everywhere.
Orlando, NYC, Hollywood, San Fran, Tijuana yeah that's right
Tiju-fucking-ana. Full Schedule is down below.

ORLANDO we're coming! Get drunk with your family in a place where no
one will bring up how they were touched by uncle kyle when they were 6
and just now had the balls to bring it up to everyone.



The THIRD ANNUAL Heart of Darkness is fucking BACK! so on Dec. 20th at
9:30 get your asses there its gonna be fucking sweet. see old friends
that aren't really your friends because you never see each other
except for when you come to the Heart of Darkness. Get drunk with
people you dont know and make sweet sweet love to them. Then Vomit at
the Crooked Bayou after the show.

Pedro Lima is hosting and he is big and latin and awesome

Featuring: Greg Barris aka "carrot" aka "Fred Darish" , Ricky Reyes
aka "carrot" aka "Dick Diego with the weather", Aaron Bowden aka
"carrot" aka "Ron Bowmen" and Patrick Garrity aka "Patrick Garrity"



SHOW SCHEDULE:

Orlando Improv - WEDNESDAY, December 20th @ 9:30 p.m $10 advanced tickets $12
at the door; get tickets here : (http://www.orlandoimprov.com) after party at the Crooked Bayou.

NYC Rififi - FRIDAY, December 29th @ 8pm. $8 at the door (11th st between 1st and second ave) after party at L'Asso on
mott and kenmare.




HOLLYWOOD M Bar - FRIDAY, February 23rd @ 10pm. $8 at the door. (vine and
fountain)

San Francisco - SATURDAY, February 24th - still in the works but its happening

TIJUANA, MEXICO - WEDNESDAY February 28th ALL DAY LONG at some shitty
mexican bar. Ride down with the H.O.D. crew from Cali the day before we might die, probably some will
die. Ricky will not be let back in the country.


So come check out some shows, get wasted make out with someone and
spread righteousness throughout the land!


Lot's more cool shit on the site like tons of photo's from all the
H.O.D.'s, Dana's Corner and Uncle Pete's lunch menu.


The Heart of Darkness myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/therealheartofdarkness

We also have a podcast that is updated almost daly, it's been called
bad ass by really hot girls with large breasts and nice girls with
regular size breasts too




BACK IN NYC! Tons of pics from H.O.D. Cali up and more being uploaded. check em out here :

Photographs

Dog Carrying Faggots
(new clip from H.O.D. NYC @ Rififi, more coming)



saddam hussein BULLSHIT!!!



so were gonna hang saddam Hussein for crimes he committed in 1982. Which is total bullshit. We get attacked by terrorists that have nothing to do with saddam or Iraq, nothing. so we invade Iraq. Capture saddam and now were gonna hang him. its all just such bullshit. Were gonna kill the guy who we let stay in power and armed and let get away with all this shit then. We said "this is ok" then, we let all that happen then, but now we say its not ok and your gonna get put to death, but no one in our government is in any way responsible? No one over here is going to trial for letting all that shit happen. Total bullshit.

here is a rundown of US involvement in Iraq in the 80's:

1981-1988
The Reagan administration provides covert support to Iraq in an effort to prevent Iran from overrunning the oil-rich states of the Persian Gulf. [New York Times, 8/18/2002; Washington Post, 12/30/2002; Nation, 8/26/2002]
US Air Force officers are secretly deployed to Iraq to assist their counterparts in the Iraqi military. [Nation, 8/26/2002]
The US provides satellite photography to Iraq revealing the movements of the Iranian forces. [New York Times, 8/18/2002; Washington Post, 12/15/1986 Sources: senior military officers with direct knowledge of the program, Unnamed informed sources interviewed by reporter Bob Woodward]
The US provides Iraq with intelligence gathered by Saudi-owned AWACS operated by the Pentagon. [Nation, 8/26/2002]
Iraq uses US-supplied military intelligence “to calibrate attacks with mustard gas on Iranian ground troops....” (see 1984) [Washington Post, 12/15/1986 Sources: Unnamed informed sources interviewed by reporter Bob Woodward]
“[M]ore than 60 officers of the Defense Intelligence Agency .... secretly ... [provide] detailed information on Iranian deployments, tactical planning for battles, plans for airstrikes and bomb-damage assessments for Iraq.” [New York Times, 8/18/2002 Sources: senior military officers with direct knowledge of the program]
President Reagan and Vice President George Bush personally deliver military advice to Saddam Hussein, both directly and through intermediaries (see 1986). [Washington Post, 12/30/2002; Affidavit. United States v. Carlos Cardoen, et al. [Charge that Teledyne Wah Chang Albany illegally provided a proscribed substance, zirconium, to Cardoen Industries and to Iraq], 1/31/1995 ]
The US closely monitors “third country arms sales to Iraq to make sure Iraq [has] the military weaponry required.” [Washington Post, 12/30/2002; Affidavit. United States v. Carlos Cardoen, et al. [Charge that Teledyne Wah Chang Albany illegally provided a proscribed substance, zirconium, to Cardoen Industries and to Iraq], 1/31/1995 ]
According to the censured portion of IraqÂ’s December 7, 2002 declaration to the UN (see December 7, 2002) (see December 19, 2002), Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory and Sandia National Laboratories help train Iraqi nuclear weapons scientists and provide nonfissile material for IraqÂ’s nuclear weapons program. [San Francisco Chronicle, 1/26/2003]




Show was awesome, sold out standing room only! DAMN! Thanks to everyone that came to the show and the afterparty. Pictures and clips and other shit coming soon. See you in Hollywood!


Big News:
is now our sponsor for the New York Heart of Darkness at Rififi on October 27th @ 8pm and after party at L'asso at 11:30.

Hosted By: Greg Barris
When: Friday Oct 27, 2006
at 8:00 PM
Where: Rififi
332 E. 11st (btwn 1st & 2nd ave.)
New york, NY 10003
US
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also shows in staten island on the 26th of october at circles 9pm.

and Hollywood on the 10th and 17th of november for our dvd taping at the M Bar 10pm.





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