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H.O.D. NYC at Rififi on OCTOBER 27th at 8pm. $8. Greg Barris, Mike O'rourke, Pedro Lima, Arnie Ellis, Tres Croswell HOST Dan Curry and special guest band DARKTOBIA!
H.O.D. Hollywood dates are IN! Gonna be the 10th and the 17th of November at 10pm at the M Bar. $7 at the door.
Greg Barris, Ricky Reyes, Aaron Bowden, Chris Zapatier and special guest band New SuperHead featuring WIll Maier and Ian Covell.
this is going to be our DVD taping so come in hordes my dark children.
also lots of new podcast updates. listen up.
DARKNESS OUT!
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NEW DANA CORNER POST! check it out over there<<<<
Also check out Bill Burr in Philly taking a beating but taking it strong. Philly's got nothing on Boca fucking Raton!
I got into a fight Sunday night at around 3:30 a.m. I lost that fight.
now i am becoming a bareknuckle boxer. I will now be known as William "The Nailer" Stevens
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Tres Croswell (corporal of justice) and Arnie Ellis (minister of propaganda) have arrived in NYC. Together we destroyed Jimmy's 43 on friday night. Then got very hammered. I then at 4:30 in the morning became hungry and ate a slice, ok two slices of pepperoni pizza which contained dysentery. I'm 5 pounds lighter, sweet. It's been a fun couple of days. Check out the podcast. News shows coming soon, i think The H.O.D. is going to go to Toronto. The Mayan's are going to kill us on Dec. 21 2012. I'm buying a salt mine in Wyoming. Maybe i'll let you in. I've been really into mass coronal ejections lately, and Jethro Tull.
Someone is selling a che greg barris shirt on ebay from Tucson, Arizona. I have a picture of a guy in Japan wearing it, i know a guy in Paris one and A. Bowden brought them over to 65 cent a day kids in Indian on a Christ mission trip he took a couple months ago. It's getting around. I'm the new Coca Cola. Or Mr. Pibb.
The Heart of Darkness PodCast
Also HEART OF DARKNESS news: HOD in NYC for the NYC Underground Comedy Festival in September more info on that to come and The HEART OF DARKNESS PODCAST is HERE! New clips ALL the time. Featuring Greg Barris, Aaron Bowden, Ricky Reyes and lots of special guests. subscribe to it on iTunes with this link: feed://www.odeo.com/channel/112413/rss
DAMN!!
Also Lots of new videos to expand you brain and break through the bullshit. Down below.
never play the game. never let them think that what they are doing is ok. the only reason anyone thinks they can live this lie or 'play this game' is because people play along so as not to upset them but what you are doing is empowering them. without your willingness to comply they have no power they have no game their lies are shattered. It's us who curses them for doing the unjust, the hypocritical, taking advantage of us of others, of whole contries, but it's us who make it possible. Why wouldn't they think it's ok, we are saying it is.
this applies to everything, art, music, politics, religion, personal relationships, everything.
The possibility for revolotion only grows smaller as our comfort and contentness grows larger. One true thought can change our world. But if that means sacrificing our daily comforts that we have grown so used to that we actually believe we 'need' them to live, well what's one more day?
the Pit of Ultimate DARKNESS
Terrence Mckenna on psychadelics.
President Bush is Wonderful!
This is from current.tv. Real people saying talking about what they believe to be true about Israel, America, Hezbollah. What a fucking insane idea??
Here is Krishnamurti with more thoughts on exploring your freedom.
Fear of your death is making you a slave. Start living in a free reality.
New Pictures of Uncle Pete, so check out his lunch menu. Leaving for HOLLYWOOD for the Heart of Darkness. DARKNESS!
My good friends from RickShaw Radio plugged The Heart of Darkness. Here's a clip from their show with some pictures of the guys, Don, John and Dan aka "digby". Check out the entire show here
RICKSHAW RADIO it's awesome and you can download or listen to all the other shows as well.
The HEART OF DARKNESS is going to HOLLYWOOD!
The Heart of Darkness goes to HOLLYWOOD! ON July 14th at 10pm The HEART OF DARKNESS goes to The WORLD Famous M Bar on Vine St. The Heart of Darkness is Greg Barris, Ricky Reyes, Rick Shapiro, Warren Durso, Aaron Bowden, Roy Haber and special guest band New Superhead featuring Will Maier. With 9 sold out shows in The New York Underground Comedy Festival in New York City, 2 Sold out shows for 2 years in a row at the Orlando Improv in Florida, a standing room only audince of 450 people at the Florida Atlantic University, Sirius Satelite Radio calls it-" Loud, Dark and bad ass!", The New Yorker says, " Excellent....Dark", The New York Post said it was " one of the top 10 underground shows to see in New York city this summer". Missing this show is like missing you'r own birth!
$5
1 1/2 hours
GOD ITS GONNA BE SO FUCKING AWESOME!
Clips, pictures and lots of other stuff is over there to the left <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Lots of new video and things down below so check it all out
Bill O'rielly is made of the contents of an old woman's douche bag. Here David Letterman breaks that bag.
Andy Dick wanted me to post this video.I almsot didn't because of his friendship with Kathy Griffen
Warren Durso, Ricky Reyes Mike Callio and Aaron Bowden created this short recently. It's beautiful. This is part 2 of 2, part one is underneath. Enjoy.
This is part one of two:
This is my response to Dana's comment in Dana's corner over there<<<<<<<< which is awesome and you should check it out:
i alwasy thought it was curse words. I think the term cuss is a more southern phrase for it, but i guess they are both synonymous. Or sinonimious. Anyway when i hear a southern lady say something at publix to her kid like "don't you cuss at me Chad!" it usually makes me laugh. Or people who says things like "the macaroni grill, now thats classy". I think the word classy should be a cuss word. It makes me feel nauseous when i hear it. "That Derik Wyat sure is one classy guy". And as far as evolution goes i think its good that we let those who would have died in the natural environment if left to the elements breed. It just means my genetically superior offspring will have it easier in the future. Maybe they will develop into a slave race, a fat slave race, who, even if they wanted to rise up and revolt against the genetic master race, couldnt because they would be prone to early heart disease and have diabetes and their ankle fat would slow them down. Sometimes i wish we had a slave race. Or at least robots already. A sex robot especially. Pleasure bot.
On Thursday Enron founder Ken Lay was convicted on 10 counts of conspiracy, securities fraud, wire fraud, bank fraud and for making false statements to banks
This is what he had to say for himself:
KEN LAY: I’m going to make a very brief comment. Obviously there will be other times later. Certainly we're surprised, I think probably more appropriately to say we're shocked. Certainly this was not the outcome we expected. I firmly believe I’m innocent of the charges against me, as I have said from day one. I still firmly believe that as of this day. But despite what happened today, I am still a very blessed man. I have, on my left, this beautiful lady that's my wife. I have a very warm and loving and Christian family that supports me, a lot of friends, including some out there in the audience right now. And most of all, we believe that God, in fact, is in control, and indeed He does work all things for good for those who love the Lord. And we love our Lord, and ultimately all of these things will work for good. Thank you so much for all of your courtesies, all of your interests, and obviously as time goes on we'll have more things to say, but that's all I want to say today. Thank you.
Please, if you're a good God Fearing God loving Christian, take up arms and help free our brother Ken by any means necessary. Help us vanquish the evils of the American Legal system that has so wrongfully accused such a great Christian.
new video clip!
i killed a bear
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Heart of Darkness Trailor #1 of more than 1
the ozzman sings it better live
This is TANKMAN!
Dana is making posts like a madman so check them out at
Dana's Corner
This is Donald Rumsfeld Lying is old white ass off. What a fucking cunt. Stinky old woman cunt.
posted by Greg @ 7:32 PM
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