Greg Barris DOTCOM

I'm throwing a super badd ass holloween party get your ass there. Go go Dancers, Robots, Daft Punk Pyramids, Bob Ross. Nuff SAID!










Just put up a bunch of pics, lots from the last H.O.D. check em out on the pictures thingy to the left click thing ish.

here's some:
H.O.D. at the D-Loung with the O'rouke Clan





The Heart of Darkness, New York City’s premiere showcase of downtown comics, is BACK! On Saturday, September 22 at 9pm at the D Lounge- as Sirius Radio says, these stand-ups are “loud, dark, and badass”. Hailed as simply “Excellent!” by the New Yorker Magazine. The badd mutha's Greg Barris and Mike O’Rourke are gonna blow your minds! Hosted by Tom Mccaffrey from Comedy Central's Premium blend, Featuring Rob Cantrell, Eliza Faria Santos and Dan Goodman with Special guest DJ Gene Hogan.
$3 brownies and jello shots.

$8
9pm
at the D Lounge 101 E 15th st at union squar east.
212.473.9522

gregbarris.com










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check out pooch masseuse


The Dog Masseuse from sergio villa and Vimeo.




Florida show! Wed, Aug 22nd @ 9pm.












Yo Darkaholics! Saturday, July 28th at 9pm The Heart of Darkness RETURNS to NYC! at the D Lounge.







Unrimiting DARKNESS featuring:
Greg Barris, Mike O'rourke, Tom McCaffrey and Greg Johnson
Victor Varnado is hosting with THE Legs Malone at his side.

and the MOST AWESOMiST Special Guest Band Justice of The Unicorn

holy lord of DARKNESS its gonna be an event to remember. $3 JELLO SHOTS provided by the the drunks of the O'Rouke Family.

remember to bring lots of lysergic acid.

Lets ride the Sacred DEER together!
myspace.com/therealheartofdarknesse.

ARRRRR!!!

There's pictures on the photo page from the H.O.D. Hollywood. They're not all uploaded yet, still about thirty to go. Hot shit. Mike O'rourke as a Robot. Robo'O'rouke. The Moose Lodge Burbank. I joined the one here because Uncle Pete's a member and so i can go to anyone in the WORLD because there all over the WORLD. So we all went to the one in Burbank...... twice. We're even thinking about doing a Heart of Darkness Moose Lodge. It would be sweet. Plans are in the works for a 3 week San Diego-Vancouver run. The Darkness Run. Where everyone involved ends up getting killed in a broken down p.o.s. van because we were all taking shifts drunk driving and carrot picked up a crazy hitchhiker because we were out of money and wanted to rob them and sell their belongings and end up 6 hours later smoldering in a mangled heap. story of my life.












NEXT FRIDAY. Only one week away from total darkness.
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lots of other shows goin on out here, check out the myspace page- myspace.com/gregbarris










Check out the lunch menu on the left<<<<<<
It's Uncle Pete's BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE PETE! He's 75 years old. HOT DAMN! And Charlie is back and well. Chicken Salad sandwich with french fries and a pickle. Two Sapphire Martini's up with olives.


SHOW IS A GO!!

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Me, Claudia Cogan, Aaron Bowden, Will Mair and Host Josh Haness. HOLLYWOOD BABY! at the M Bar on the 22nd of JUNE. SHIT SHIT SHIT, its gonna be hot damn amazin. So check it out B.




God this makes me so fucking happy i dont even care why.



Judge Orders Paris Hilton Back to Jail
Jun 8, 6:07 PM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Paris Hilton was sent screaming and crying back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her sentence behind bars rather than in the comfort of her Hollywood Hills home.

"It's not right!" shouted Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she cried out to her mother.

Hours earlier, the 26-year-old hotel heiress was taken handcuffed from her home in a black-and-white police car, paparazzi sprinting in pursuit and helicopters broadcasting live from above. She entered the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, without makeup, wearing a fuzzy gray sweat shirt over slacks.



set from the slipper room yum yummy



tales of manhood

this happened

Awakened man wrestles leopard out of his bed
POSTED: 4:39 p.m. EDT, May 28, 2007

JERUSALEM (AP) -- A man clad only in underwear and a T-shirt wrestled a wild leopard to the floor and pinned it for 20 minutes after the cat leapt through a window of his home and hopped into bed with his sleeping family.

"This kind of thing doesn't happen every day," said 49-year-old Arthur Du Mosch, a nature guide. "I don't know why I did it. I wasn't thinking, I just acted."

Raviv Shapira, who heads the southern district of the Israel Nature and Parks Protection Authority, said a half dozen leopards have been spotted recently near Du Mosch's small community of Kibbutz Sde Boker in the Negev desert in southern Israel, although they rarely threaten humans.

Shapira said it was probably food that lured the big cat. Leopards living near humans are usually too old to hunt in the wild and resort to chasing down domestic dogs and cats for food, he added.

Du Mosch's pet cat was in the bed with him at the time, along with his young daughter who had been frightened by a mosquito in her own room.

Shapira said the leopard was very weak when park rangers arrived at Du Mosch's home after the surprise late-night visit. He said nature officials would likely release it back into the wild.

Du Mosch said he probably would not have been able to control the big cat were it in better health. As a nature guide, he said, he was familiar with animals and did his best to hold down the leopard without harming it. He said he took it all in stride, "but the kids were excited."





It’s Darkalicious
It’s not darkmiscuous
It’s Darkalicious
D to the A to the R, Darkness you crazy!


THE HEART OF DARKNESS this Saturday night and it’s Greg Barri’s fucking birthday!

Dan Curry is hosting the shit out of Greg Barris, Mike O’rourke, Claudia Cogan, Reggie Watts and Brad Steurnagel. With special guests the band Lost Tricks and Poet Michelle Alerte, and of course words on our Dark Times by Chill Phill.

Dark DAMN it’s so DARKIN GOOD!


Bring a present, word on the street is Greg wants a samurai sword (the sharpest and strongest one ever made preferably), Cursed Aztek Gold, pure Sandoz LSD-25, a stiletto switch-blade, all three pieces of the Tri-Force, any one of the robots that make up the 5 foot tall 1987 Voltron, a 1957 Corvette Convertible Roadster red with white side paneling.

See you at the show.


8pm
$8
The Slipper Room (orchard at stanton)
www.gregbarris.com
www.myspace.com/therealheartofdarkness

ba bam!


http://www.thecomedians.org

"Time and energy are two items that Greg Barris has got. At 24, he's making some noise in the downtown clubs with his distinctive style. His touring group of comedians, Heart of Darkness, performs regularly in the city and is making a name for itself in California & Florida. His Disposition on stage is that of a haggard stranger who walks up to your campfire at night to tell you about the madman who still haunts these woods and throttles his victims with his bare hands. He's a dramatic storyteller and possesses many of the qualities of Bill Hicks' early work: confidence, beliefe in his message - that element of an axe to grind combines with the frustrated acceptance of absurdity that brings out his humanity and the laughs"
- Ken Carlson 'The Comedians'




DARKNESS UPDATE!!!

The Heart of Darkness and Greg Barris Birthday Bashorama!!

Saturday, May 19th 8pm
The Slipper Room.

It’s hands down the best show in New York on a Saturday Night and It’s Greg Barris’ Birthday so the blow job line will be packed-get there early! Dan Curry is back! And the show is slammed fucking packed with greatness: Greg Barris, Mike O’rourke, Reggie Watts, Brad Steurnagel and Claudia Cogan are gonna make you cream your pants TWICE! PLUS-Special Guest band Lost Tricks, The Poet Michelle Alerte and some words on our Dark times by Chill Phill.

Holy shit it’s gonna be good.

Music, Screaming, Comedy and Death.

$8 at the door
www.slipperroom.com
167 orchard st at Stanton
212.253.7246



This is Stalking Celebrities the stage version of the soon to be television smash hit, motion picture and a diarama at the museum of natural history. StalkingCelebrities.com.



learn about the penis and the power of ejaculation!


OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

H.O.D. NYC and my fucking birthday is SATURDAY MAY 19th at the SLIPPER ROOM! Doors at 8pm.
show is gonna be so fucking bad ass, live band, a poet, Dan Curry is hosting the shit out of it, and its gonna be ME, Mike O'rourke, Reggie Watts and Claudia Cogan. probably some dark thoughts by Chill Phill as well. so get your ass there, bring me a fucking present and laugh hard!

H.O.D. HOLLYWOOD is BACK on June 22nd and SAN FRANCISCO on The 23rd. kaaablammmmm.

also check out YATTA!!!!





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jesus is lord


YO!
Heart of Darkness NYC was awesome. Packed that biatch out! Thanks to everyone who came and thanks to the slipper room. I'm gonna upload some video and what not in the next week so keep your eyes on the darkout.

Some cool things in the words, rumor has it Pedro Lima from HOD Orlando will be coming up to do a show in MAY! Maybe even bringing Patrick Garrity?

I just watched 'Why We Fight' go watch that movie its great.

The time is nearing to gather up arms and go underground. Posse Comitatus




HEART OF DARKNESS THIS FRIDAY @ 8PM!

here's a video to celebrate darkness


H.O.D. NYC!
Sponsored by the bastards at



finally the stills are in from my new pilot




NEW VIDEO Clip for YOU!

This is from the H.O.D. NYC at Rififi in Feb. I'm uploading stuff from L.A., so some new clips are a comin!




ALSO
the podcasts is on fire, lots of updates are in and more are coming almost every day. Stuff from me, Aaron and Dan in California and updates from 'on the road' with Ricky Reyes. So check it out, you can download it in iTunes also.





Thanks to everyone who came to the shows in Cali! Sold OUT the M Bar with 108 people! The Show was awesome, Pictures from there and from the Purple Onion in San Francisco coming soon! We'll be back in JUNE!

The Next H.O.D. NYC is at the SLIPPER ROOM on Orhcard and Ludlow, Friday, March 30th at 8pm.


This Friday the Heart of Darkness is at the M Bar on Fountain and Vine in HOLLYWOOD!
see you there.



Carlos Mencia is a Joke Stealing Bitch. Watch this clip with Joe Rogan calling him out.




NEW ART

View of Stomach from Head (circa 2002)


The Holy Virgin Mary


lots of other art in the 'my art' section of the menu bar on the top left of this thing.

also. I used to love this cartoon, know that, i will be uploading episodes periodically.




Andy Warhol commercial for The HEart of Darkness



I recently discovered this thanks to Erik Andre. It's amazing. I didn't know that Rosie Odonell was every in a movie where she played a retarded person, or why the hell anyone thought that this was a good enough idea to actually creat. here:



a gift from me to you:






YO! HEART OF DARKNES FEB 2nd! @ Rififi 8pm $8
(as suggested by comedian Matt Ruby) It's THe Groundhog Of Darkness (since it's groundhogs day)


here's the poster

SPONSORED ONCE AGAIN BY OUR FRIENDS IN DARKNESS AT


TONS OF NEW PICS ADDED! GO HERE:
HOD PHOTOS!

Here's AN example of a some pics that are NEW:




The Onion (America's Finest News Source) has been attacked by German terrorists from the infamous Baader-Meinhof Gang. The Kidnaped beloved Onion Radio news Anchor Doyle Redland and have sent a list of demands, here is their correspondence:

his is a message from The Baader-Meinhof Gang. We have phone and
head of beloved Doyle Redland. If want back in piece must meet list
demands:

demand one
-The Onion is to change name to The Baader-Meinhof Gang-ion
-You will no longer have silly makemup news
-Sergi would like a red bicycle for his sister

if demand is not meeted by 5pm beloved Doyle Redland head will be lost forever.

signed
The Baader-Meinhof Gang




our hearts go out to the Redland Family in these Darkest of times.