GREGBARRIS.COM

YOOOOO! this site is sooo fucking DEAD!!! go to http://www.gregbarris.com ASSHOLE!

Greg Barris DOTCOM

I'm throwing a super badd ass holloween party get your ass there. Go go Dancers, Robots, Daft Punk Pyramids, Bob Ross. Nuff SAID!










Just put up a bunch of pics, lots from the last H.O.D. check em out on the pictures thingy to the left click thing ish.

here's some:
H.O.D. at the D-Loung with the O'rouke Clan





The Heart of Darkness, New York City’s premiere showcase of downtown comics, is BACK! On Saturday, September 22 at 9pm at the D Lounge- as Sirius Radio says, these stand-ups are “loud, dark, and badass”. Hailed as simply “Excellent!” by the New Yorker Magazine. The badd mutha's Greg Barris and Mike O’Rourke are gonna blow your minds! Hosted by Tom Mccaffrey from Comedy Central's Premium blend, Featuring Rob Cantrell, Eliza Faria Santos and Dan Goodman with Special guest DJ Gene Hogan.
$3 brownies and jello shots.

$8
9pm
at the D Lounge 101 E 15th st at union squar east.
212.473.9522

gregbarris.com










watch the glory of zietgiest















check out pooch masseuse


The Dog Masseuse from sergio villa and Vimeo.




Florida show! Wed, Aug 22nd @ 9pm.












Yo Darkaholics! Saturday, July 28th at 9pm The Heart of Darkness RETURNS to NYC! at the D Lounge.







Unrimiting DARKNESS featuring:
Greg Barris, Mike O'rourke, Tom McCaffrey and Greg Johnson
Victor Varnado is hosting with THE Legs Malone at his side.

and the MOST AWESOMiST Special Guest Band Justice of The Unicorn

holy lord of DARKNESS its gonna be an event to remember. $3 JELLO SHOTS provided by the the drunks of the O'Rouke Family.

remember to bring lots of lysergic acid.

Lets ride the Sacred DEER together!
myspace.com/therealheartofdarknesse.

ARRRRR!!!

There's pictures on the photo page from the H.O.D. Hollywood. They're not all uploaded yet, still about thirty to go. Hot shit. Mike O'rourke as a Robot. Robo'O'rouke. The Moose Lodge Burbank. I joined the one here because Uncle Pete's a member and so i can go to anyone in the WORLD because there all over the WORLD. So we all went to the one in Burbank...... twice. We're even thinking about doing a Heart of Darkness Moose Lodge. It would be sweet. Plans are in the works for a 3 week San Diego-Vancouver run. The Darkness Run. Where everyone involved ends up getting killed in a broken down p.o.s. van because we were all taking shifts drunk driving and carrot picked up a crazy hitchhiker because we were out of money and wanted to rob them and sell their belongings and end up 6 hours later smoldering in a mangled heap. story of my life.












NEXT FRIDAY. Only one week away from total darkness.
sponsored by the bastards @

lots of other shows goin on out here, check out the myspace page- myspace.com/gregbarris










Check out the lunch menu on the left<<<<<<
It's Uncle Pete's BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE PETE! He's 75 years old. HOT DAMN! And Charlie is back and well. Chicken Salad sandwich with french fries and a pickle. Two Sapphire Martini's up with olives.


SHOW IS A GO!!

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Me, Claudia Cogan, Aaron Bowden, Will Mair and Host Josh Haness. HOLLYWOOD BABY! at the M Bar on the 22nd of JUNE. SHIT SHIT SHIT, its gonna be hot damn amazin. So check it out B.




God this makes me so fucking happy i dont even care why.



Judge Orders Paris Hilton Back to Jail
Jun 8, 6:07 PM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Paris Hilton was sent screaming and crying back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her sentence behind bars rather than in the comfort of her Hollywood Hills home.

"It's not right!" shouted Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she cried out to her mother.

Hours earlier, the 26-year-old hotel heiress was taken handcuffed from her home in a black-and-white police car, paparazzi sprinting in pursuit and helicopters broadcasting live from above. She entered the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, without makeup, wearing a fuzzy gray sweat shirt over slacks.



set from the slipper room yum yummy



tales of manhood

this happened

Awakened man wrestles leopard out of his bed
POSTED: 4:39 p.m. EDT, May 28, 2007

JERUSALEM (AP) -- A man clad only in underwear and a T-shirt wrestled a wild leopard to the floor and pinned it for 20 minutes after the cat leapt through a window of his home and hopped into bed with his sleeping family.

"This kind of thing doesn't happen every day," said 49-year-old Arthur Du Mosch, a nature guide. "I don't know why I did it. I wasn't thinking, I just acted."

Raviv Shapira, who heads the southern district of the Israel Nature and Parks Protection Authority, said a half dozen leopards have been spotted recently near Du Mosch's small community of Kibbutz Sde Boker in the Negev desert in southern Israel, although they rarely threaten humans.

Shapira said it was probably food that lured the big cat. Leopards living near humans are usually too old to hunt in the wild and resort to chasing down domestic dogs and cats for food, he added.

Du Mosch's pet cat was in the bed with him at the time, along with his young daughter who had been frightened by a mosquito in her own room.

Shapira said the leopard was very weak when park rangers arrived at Du Mosch's home after the surprise late-night visit. He said nature officials would likely release it back into the wild.

Du Mosch said he probably would not have been able to control the big cat were it in better health. As a nature guide, he said, he was familiar with animals and did his best to hold down the leopard without harming it. He said he took it all in stride, "but the kids were excited."





It’s Darkalicious
It’s not darkmiscuous
It’s Darkalicious
D to the A to the R, Darkness you crazy!


THE HEART OF DARKNESS this Saturday night and it’s Greg Barri’s fucking birthday!

Dan Curry is hosting the shit out of Greg Barris, Mike O’rourke, Claudia Cogan, Reggie Watts and Brad Steurnagel. With special guests the band Lost Tricks and Poet Michelle Alerte, and of course words on our Dark Times by Chill Phill.

Dark DAMN it’s so DARKIN GOOD!


Bring a present, word on the street is Greg wants a samurai sword (the sharpest and strongest one ever made preferably), Cursed Aztek Gold, pure Sandoz LSD-25, a stiletto switch-blade, all three pieces of the Tri-Force, any one of the robots that make up the 5 foot tall 1987 Voltron, a 1957 Corvette Convertible Roadster red with white side paneling.

See you at the show.


8pm
$8
The Slipper Room (orchard at stanton)
www.gregbarris.com
www.myspace.com/therealheartofdarkness

ba bam!


http://www.thecomedians.org

"Time and energy are two items that Greg Barris has got. At 24, he's making some noise in the downtown clubs with his distinctive style. His touring group of comedians, Heart of Darkness, performs regularly in the city and is making a name for itself in California & Florida. His Disposition on stage is that of a haggard stranger who walks up to your campfire at night to tell you about the madman who still haunts these woods and throttles his victims with his bare hands. He's a dramatic storyteller and possesses many of the qualities of Bill Hicks' early work: confidence, beliefe in his message - that element of an axe to grind combines with the frustrated acceptance of absurdity that brings out his humanity and the laughs"
- Ken Carlson 'The Comedians'




DARKNESS UPDATE!!!

The Heart of Darkness and Greg Barris Birthday Bashorama!!

Saturday, May 19th 8pm
The Slipper Room.

It’s hands down the best show in New York on a Saturday Night and It’s Greg Barris’ Birthday so the blow job line will be packed-get there early! Dan Curry is back! And the show is slammed fucking packed with greatness: Greg Barris, Mike O’rourke, Reggie Watts, Brad Steurnagel and Claudia Cogan are gonna make you cream your pants TWICE! PLUS-Special Guest band Lost Tricks, The Poet Michelle Alerte and some words on our Dark times by Chill Phill.

Holy shit it’s gonna be good.

Music, Screaming, Comedy and Death.

$8 at the door
www.slipperroom.com
167 orchard st at Stanton
212.253.7246



This is Stalking Celebrities the stage version of the soon to be television smash hit, motion picture and a diarama at the museum of natural history. StalkingCelebrities.com.



learn about the penis and the power of ejaculation!


OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

H.O.D. NYC and my fucking birthday is SATURDAY MAY 19th at the SLIPPER ROOM! Doors at 8pm.
show is gonna be so fucking bad ass, live band, a poet, Dan Curry is hosting the shit out of it, and its gonna be ME, Mike O'rourke, Reggie Watts and Claudia Cogan. probably some dark thoughts by Chill Phill as well. so get your ass there, bring me a fucking present and laugh hard!

H.O.D. HOLLYWOOD is BACK on June 22nd and SAN FRANCISCO on The 23rd. kaaablammmmm.

also check out YATTA!!!!





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jesus is lord


YO!
Heart of Darkness NYC was awesome. Packed that biatch out! Thanks to everyone who came and thanks to the slipper room. I'm gonna upload some video and what not in the next week so keep your eyes on the darkout.

Some cool things in the words, rumor has it Pedro Lima from HOD Orlando will be coming up to do a show in MAY! Maybe even bringing Patrick Garrity?

I just watched 'Why We Fight' go watch that movie its great.

The time is nearing to gather up arms and go underground. Posse Comitatus




HEART OF DARKNESS THIS FRIDAY @ 8PM!

here's a video to celebrate darkness


H.O.D. NYC!
Sponsored by the bastards at



finally the stills are in from my new pilot




NEW VIDEO Clip for YOU!

This is from the H.O.D. NYC at Rififi in Feb. I'm uploading stuff from L.A., so some new clips are a comin!




ALSO
the podcasts is on fire, lots of updates are in and more are coming almost every day. Stuff from me, Aaron and Dan in California and updates from 'on the road' with Ricky Reyes. So check it out, you can download it in iTunes also.





Thanks to everyone who came to the shows in Cali! Sold OUT the M Bar with 108 people! The Show was awesome, Pictures from there and from the Purple Onion in San Francisco coming soon! We'll be back in JUNE!

The Next H.O.D. NYC is at the SLIPPER ROOM on Orhcard and Ludlow, Friday, March 30th at 8pm.


This Friday the Heart of Darkness is at the M Bar on Fountain and Vine in HOLLYWOOD!
see you there.



Carlos Mencia is a Joke Stealing Bitch. Watch this clip with Joe Rogan calling him out.




NEW ART

View of Stomach from Head (circa 2002)


The Holy Virgin Mary


lots of other art in the 'my art' section of the menu bar on the top left of this thing.

also. I used to love this cartoon, know that, i will be uploading episodes periodically.




Andy Warhol commercial for The HEart of Darkness



I recently discovered this thanks to Erik Andre. It's amazing. I didn't know that Rosie Odonell was every in a movie where she played a retarded person, or why the hell anyone thought that this was a good enough idea to actually creat. here:



a gift from me to you:






YO! HEART OF DARKNES FEB 2nd! @ Rififi 8pm $8
(as suggested by comedian Matt Ruby) It's THe Groundhog Of Darkness (since it's groundhogs day)


here's the poster

SPONSORED ONCE AGAIN BY OUR FRIENDS IN DARKNESS AT


TONS OF NEW PICS ADDED! GO HERE:
HOD PHOTOS!

Here's AN example of a some pics that are NEW:




The Onion (America's Finest News Source) has been attacked by German terrorists from the infamous Baader-Meinhof Gang. The Kidnaped beloved Onion Radio news Anchor Doyle Redland and have sent a list of demands, here is their correspondence:

his is a message from The Baader-Meinhof Gang. We have phone and
head of beloved Doyle Redland. If want back in piece must meet list
demands:

demand one
-The Onion is to change name to The Baader-Meinhof Gang-ion
-You will no longer have silly makemup news
-Sergi would like a red bicycle for his sister

if demand is not meeted by 5pm beloved Doyle Redland head will be lost forever.

signed
The Baader-Meinhof Gang




our hearts go out to the Redland Family in these Darkest of times.

Greg Barris DOTCOM

The Onion (America's Finest News Source) has been attacked by German terrorists from the infamous Baader-Meinhof Gang. The Kidnaped beloved Onion Radio news Anchor Doyle Redland and have sent a list of demands, here is their correspondence:

his is a message from The Baader-Meinhof Gang. We have phone and
head of beloved Doyle Redland. If want back in piece must meet list
demands:

demand one
-The Onion is to change name to The Baader-Meinhof Gang-ion
-You will no longer have silly makemup news
-Sergi would like a red bicycle for his sister

if demand is not meeted by 5pm beloved Doyle Redland head will be lost forever.

signed
The Baader-Meinhof Gang




our hearts go out to the Redland Family in these Darkest of times.

Welcome To GREG BARRIS DOT COM

YO! James Brown is Dead, long live James BROWN! here he is high as a kite


The H.O.D. Feb. quick schedule:
Feb 2, NYC @ Rififi
Feb 23, LA @ M Bar
Feb 24th, San Fran @ Purple Onion

THIS SHIT WORKS NOW SORRY!!!
Ricky Reyes and I went down to Radio Rickshaw and sat in on their show, we were stoned and some kind of black strap rum sponsored the show. Listen here:

powered by ODEO

Gerald Ford Dead today from an overdose of Crack Coccain!













Hello friends in DARKNESS,

Man it's CRAZY TOWN USA! The Heart of Darkness is everywhere.
Orlando, NYC, Hollywood, San Fran, Tijuana yeah that's right
Tiju-fucking-ana. Full Schedule is down below.

ORLANDO we're coming! Get drunk with your family in a place where no
one will bring up how they were touched by uncle kyle when they were 6
and just now had the balls to bring it up to everyone.



The THIRD ANNUAL Heart of Darkness is fucking BACK! so on Dec. 20th at
9:30 get your asses there its gonna be fucking sweet. see old friends
that aren't really your friends because you never see each other
except for when you come to the Heart of Darkness. Get drunk with
people you dont know and make sweet sweet love to them. Then Vomit at
the Crooked Bayou after the show.

Pedro Lima is hosting and he is big and latin and awesome

Featuring: Greg Barris aka "carrot" aka "Fred Darish" , Ricky Reyes
aka "carrot" aka "Dick Diego with the weather", Aaron Bowden aka
"carrot" aka "Ron Bowmen" and Patrick Garrity aka "Patrick Garrity"



SHOW SCHEDULE:

Orlando Improv - WEDNESDAY, December 20th @ 9:30 p.m $10 advanced tickets $12
at the door; get tickets here : (http://www.orlandoimprov.com) after party at the Crooked Bayou.

NYC Rififi - FRIDAY, December 29th @ 8pm. $8 at the door (11th st between 1st and second ave) after party at L'Asso on
mott and kenmare.




HOLLYWOOD M Bar - FRIDAY, February 23rd @ 10pm. $8 at the door. (vine and
fountain)

San Francisco - SATURDAY, February 24th - still in the works but its happening

TIJUANA, MEXICO - WEDNESDAY February 28th ALL DAY LONG at some shitty
mexican bar. Ride down with the H.O.D. crew from Cali the day before we might die, probably some will
die. Ricky will not be let back in the country.


So come check out some shows, get wasted make out with someone and
spread righteousness throughout the land!


Lot's more cool shit on the site like tons of photo's from all the
H.O.D.'s, Dana's Corner and Uncle Pete's lunch menu.


The Heart of Darkness myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/therealheartofdarkness

We also have a podcast that is updated almost daly, it's been called
bad ass by really hot girls with large breasts and nice girls with
regular size breasts too




BACK IN NYC! Tons of pics from H.O.D. Cali up and more being uploaded. check em out here :

Photographs

Dog Carrying Faggots
(new clip from H.O.D. NYC @ Rififi, more coming)



saddam hussein BULLSHIT!!!



so were gonna hang saddam Hussein for crimes he committed in 1982. Which is total bullshit. We get attacked by terrorists that have nothing to do with saddam or Iraq, nothing. so we invade Iraq. Capture saddam and now were gonna hang him. its all just such bullshit. Were gonna kill the guy who we let stay in power and armed and let get away with all this shit then. We said "this is ok" then, we let all that happen then, but now we say its not ok and your gonna get put to death, but no one in our government is in any way responsible? No one over here is going to trial for letting all that shit happen. Total bullshit.

here is a rundown of US involvement in Iraq in the 80's:

1981-1988
The Reagan administration provides covert support to Iraq in an effort to prevent Iran from overrunning the oil-rich states of the Persian Gulf. [New York Times, 8/18/2002; Washington Post, 12/30/2002; Nation, 8/26/2002]
US Air Force officers are secretly deployed to Iraq to assist their counterparts in the Iraqi military. [Nation, 8/26/2002]
The US provides satellite photography to Iraq revealing the movements of the Iranian forces. [New York Times, 8/18/2002; Washington Post, 12/15/1986 Sources: senior military officers with direct knowledge of the program, Unnamed informed sources interviewed by reporter Bob Woodward]
The US provides Iraq with intelligence gathered by Saudi-owned AWACS operated by the Pentagon. [Nation, 8/26/2002]
Iraq uses US-supplied military intelligence “to calibrate attacks with mustard gas on Iranian ground troops....” (see 1984) [Washington Post, 12/15/1986 Sources: Unnamed informed sources interviewed by reporter Bob Woodward]
“[M]ore than 60 officers of the Defense Intelligence Agency .... secretly ... [provide] detailed information on Iranian deployments, tactical planning for battles, plans for airstrikes and bomb-damage assessments for Iraq.” [New York Times, 8/18/2002 Sources: senior military officers with direct knowledge of the program]
President Reagan and Vice President George Bush personally deliver military advice to Saddam Hussein, both directly and through intermediaries (see 1986). [Washington Post, 12/30/2002; Affidavit. United States v. Carlos Cardoen, et al. [Charge that Teledyne Wah Chang Albany illegally provided a proscribed substance, zirconium, to Cardoen Industries and to Iraq], 1/31/1995 ]
The US closely monitors “third country arms sales to Iraq to make sure Iraq [has] the military weaponry required.” [Washington Post, 12/30/2002; Affidavit. United States v. Carlos Cardoen, et al. [Charge that Teledyne Wah Chang Albany illegally provided a proscribed substance, zirconium, to Cardoen Industries and to Iraq], 1/31/1995 ]
According to the censured portion of IraqÂ’s December 7, 2002 declaration to the UN (see December 7, 2002) (see December 19, 2002), Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory and Sandia National Laboratories help train Iraqi nuclear weapons scientists and provide nonfissile material for IraqÂ’s nuclear weapons program. [San Francisco Chronicle, 1/26/2003]




Show was awesome, sold out standing room only! DAMN! Thanks to everyone that came to the show and the afterparty. Pictures and clips and other shit coming soon. See you in Hollywood!


Big News:
is now our sponsor for the New York Heart of Darkness at Rififi on October 27th @ 8pm and after party at L'asso at 11:30.

Hosted By: Greg Barris
When: Friday Oct 27, 2006
at 8:00 PM
Where: Rififi
332 E. 11st (btwn 1st & 2nd ave.)
New york, NY 10003
US
Description:
Greg Barris

Click Here To View Event

also shows in staten island on the 26th of october at circles 9pm.

and Hollywood on the 10th and 17th of november for our dvd taping at the M Bar 10pm.





www.gregbarris.com

Welcome to Greg Barris dot com.

YO!

H.O.D. NYC at Rififi on OCTOBER 27th at 8pm. $8. Greg Barris, Mike O'rourke, Pedro Lima, Arnie Ellis, Tres Croswell HOST Dan Curry and special guest band DARKTOBIA!


H.O.D. Hollywood dates are IN! Gonna be the 10th and the 17th of November at 10pm at the M Bar. $7 at the door.
Greg Barris, Ricky Reyes, Aaron Bowden, Chris Zapatier and special guest band New SuperHead featuring WIll Maier and Ian Covell.
this is going to be our DVD taping so come in hordes my dark children.



also lots of new podcast updates. listen up.
DARKNESS OUT!
www.gregbarris.com



NEW DANA CORNER POST! check it out over there<<<<

Also check out Bill Burr in Philly taking a beating but taking it strong. Philly's got nothing on Boca fucking Raton!



I got into a fight Sunday night at around 3:30 a.m. I lost that fight.



now i am becoming a bareknuckle boxer. I will now be known as William "The Nailer" Stevens
.







Tres Croswell (corporal of justice) and Arnie Ellis (minister of propaganda) have arrived in NYC. Together we destroyed Jimmy's 43 on friday night. Then got very hammered. I then at 4:30 in the morning became hungry and ate a slice, ok two slices of pepperoni pizza which contained dysentery. I'm 5 pounds lighter, sweet. It's been a fun couple of days. Check out the podcast. News shows coming soon, i think The H.O.D. is going to go to Toronto. The Mayan's are going to kill us on Dec. 21 2012. I'm buying a salt mine in Wyoming. Maybe i'll let you in. I've been really into mass coronal ejections lately, and Jethro Tull.

Someone is selling a che greg barris shirt on ebay from Tucson, Arizona. I have a picture of a guy in Japan wearing it, i know a guy in Paris one and A. Bowden brought them over to 65 cent a day kids in Indian on a Christ mission trip he took a couple months ago. It's getting around. I'm the new Coca Cola. Or Mr. Pibb.


The Heart of Darkness PodCast



Also HEART OF DARKNESS news: HOD in NYC for the NYC Underground Comedy Festival in September more info on that to come and The HEART OF DARKNESS PODCAST is HERE! New clips ALL the time. Featuring Greg Barris, Aaron Bowden, Ricky Reyes and lots of special guests. subscribe to it on iTunes with this link: feed://www.odeo.com/channel/112413/rss
DAMN!!

Also Lots of new videos to expand you brain and break through the bullshit. Down below.




never play the game. never let them think that what they are doing is ok. the only reason anyone thinks they can live this lie or 'play this game' is because people play along so as not to upset them but what you are doing is empowering them. without your willingness to comply they have no power they have no game their lies are shattered. It's us who curses them for doing the unjust, the hypocritical, taking advantage of us of others, of whole contries, but it's us who make it possible. Why wouldn't they think it's ok, we are saying it is.

this applies to everything, art, music, politics, religion, personal relationships, everything.

The possibility for revolotion only grows smaller as our comfort and contentness grows larger. One true thought can change our world. But if that means sacrificing our daily comforts that we have grown so used to that we actually believe we 'need' them to live, well what's one more day?


the Pit of Ultimate DARKNESS




Terrence Mckenna on psychadelics.



President Bush is Wonderful!



This is from current.tv. Real people saying talking about what they believe to be true about Israel, America, Hezbollah. What a fucking insane idea??




Here is Krishnamurti with more thoughts on exploring your freedom.



Fear of your death is making you a slave. Start living in a free reality.






New Pictures of Uncle Pete, so check out his lunch menu. Leaving for HOLLYWOOD for the Heart of Darkness. DARKNESS!

My good friends from RickShaw Radio plugged The Heart of Darkness. Here's a clip from their show with some pictures of the guys, Don, John and Dan aka "digby". Check out the entire show here
RICKSHAW RADIO it's awesome and you can download or listen to all the other shows as well.






The HEART OF DARKNESS is going to HOLLYWOOD!
The Heart of Darkness goes to HOLLYWOOD! ON July 14th at 10pm The HEART OF DARKNESS goes to The WORLD Famous M Bar on Vine St. The Heart of Darkness is Greg Barris, Ricky Reyes, Rick Shapiro, Warren Durso, Aaron Bowden, Roy Haber and special guest band New Superhead featuring Will Maier. With 9 sold out shows in The New York Underground Comedy Festival in New York City, 2 Sold out shows for 2 years in a row at the Orlando Improv in Florida, a standing room only audince of 450 people at the Florida Atlantic University, Sirius Satelite Radio calls it-" Loud, Dark and bad ass!", The New Yorker says, " Excellent....Dark", The New York Post said it was " one of the top 10 underground shows to see in New York city this summer". Missing this show is like missing you'r own birth!
$5
1 1/2 hours
GOD ITS GONNA BE SO FUCKING AWESOME!



Clips, pictures and lots of other stuff is over there to the left <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Lots of new video and things down below so check it all out


Bill O'rielly is made of the contents of an old woman's douche bag. Here David Letterman breaks that bag.



Andy Dick wanted me to post this video.I almsot didn't because of his friendship with Kathy Griffen. But i caved, beceause its so damn good, Check it out:


Warren Durso, Ricky Reyes Mike Callio and Aaron Bowden created this short recently. It's beautiful. This is part 2 of 2, part one is underneath. Enjoy.



This is part one of two:





This is my response to Dana's comment in Dana's corner over there<<<<<<<< which is awesome and you should check it out:

i alwasy thought it was curse words. I think the term cuss is a more southern phrase for it, but i guess they are both synonymous. Or sinonimious. Anyway when i hear a southern lady say something at publix to her kid like "don't you cuss at me Chad!" it usually makes me laugh. Or people who says things like "the macaroni grill, now thats classy". I think the word classy should be a cuss word. It makes me feel nauseous when i hear it. "That Derik Wyat sure is one classy guy". And as far as evolution goes i think its good that we let those who would have died in the natural environment if left to the elements breed. It just means my genetically superior offspring will have it easier in the future. Maybe they will develop into a slave race, a fat slave race, who, even if they wanted to rise up and revolt against the genetic master race, couldnt because they would be prone to early heart disease and have diabetes and their ankle fat would slow them down. Sometimes i wish we had a slave race. Or at least robots already. A sex robot especially. Pleasure bot.


On Thursday Enron founder Ken Lay was convicted on 10 counts of conspiracy, securities fraud, wire fraud, bank fraud and for making false statements to banks


This is what he had to say for himself:

KEN LAY: I’m going to make a very brief comment. Obviously there will be other times later. Certainly we're surprised, I think probably more appropriately to say we're shocked. Certainly this was not the outcome we expected. I firmly believe I’m innocent of the charges against me, as I have said from day one. I still firmly believe that as of this day. But despite what happened today, I am still a very blessed man. I have, on my left, this beautiful lady that's my wife. I have a very warm and loving and Christian family that supports me, a lot of friends, including some out there in the audience right now. And most of all, we believe that God, in fact, is in control, and indeed He does work all things for good for those who love the Lord. And we love our Lord, and ultimately all of these things will work for good. Thank you so much for all of your courtesies, all of your interests, and obviously as time goes on we'll have more things to say, but that's all I want to say today. Thank you.

Please, if you're a good God Fearing God loving Christian, take up arms and help free our brother Ken by any means necessary. Help us vanquish the evils of the American Legal system that has so wrongfully accused such a great Christian.



new video clip!

i killed a bear


Get this video and more at MySpace.com


Heart of Darkness Trailor #1 of more than 1




the ozzman sings it better live



This is TANKMAN!






Dana is making posts like a madman so check them out at
Dana's Corner



This is Donald Rumsfeld Lying is old white ass off. What a fucking cunt. Stinky old woman cunt.